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{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}
{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
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Philip Hoffman is an Austrian Olympic alpine skier. He participated at the 2020 Winter Youth Olympics in the alpine skiing competition, being awarded the gold medal in the boys' giant slalom event. Hoffman also participated in the parallel mixed team event, being awarded the bronze medal with his teammate, Amanda Salzgeber.
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{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}
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Glimmerglass State Park is a 593-acre (2.40 km2) state park located north of Cooperstown, in Otsego County, New York. Most of the park is located inside the Town of Springfield.
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