{"slip": { "id": 47, "advice": "If you need cheering up, try searching online for photos of kittens."}}
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{"fact":"Perhaps the most famous comic cat is the Cheshire Cat in Lewis Carroll\u2019s Alice in Wonderland. With the ability to disappear, this mysterious character embodies the magic and sorcery historically associated with cats.","length":216}
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{"slip": { "id": 180, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
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Hjalmar Heiberg was a Norwegian physician and a professor at the University of Oslo.
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{"slip": { "id": 115, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't have the courage to be their true self."}}
{"fact":"After humans, mountain lions have the largest range of any mammal in the Western Hemisphere.","length":92}
{"fact":"A cat can sprint at about thirty-one miles per hour.","length":52}
{"slip": { "id": 90, "advice": "Brush your teeth the moment you get up."}}
{"slip": { "id": 127, "advice": "When hugging, hug with both arms and apply reasonable, affectionate pressure."}}
{"fact":"A cat's cerebral cortex contains about twice as many neurons as that of dogs. Cats have 300 million neurons, whereas dogs have about 160 million. See, cats rule, dogs drool!","length":173}
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