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Antonya Nelson is an American author and teacher of creative writing who writes primarily short stories.
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{"fact":"A cat rubs against people not only to be affectionate but also to mark out its territory with scent glands around its face. The tail area and paws also carry the cat\u2019s scent.","length":174}
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