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{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}
{"slip": { "id": 115, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't have the courage to be their true self."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 41, "advice": "Don't use Excel or Powerpoint documents for your basic word processing needs."}}
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